Gone to Zenit + Spuds Preview

Before a preview for tonights game versus *THEM*, it is indeed appropriate to note that our smiley, cheery diminutive number 23 has already left us for Zenit St. Petersburg, albeit on a loan. His statistics reads as such,

132 appearances, 30 goals and 35 assists

A respectable tally I guess, but he was never what we gooners wanted him to be. Arshavin came after a protracted January transfer window, and was virtually the last signing to arrive as an appeal to the League was made (due to snow affecting communications), so he joined as a few hours after the transfer window had closed.

Most memorable was his 4 goals against Liverpool. Also, he scored one of my favorite Arsenal goal, that winning goal against Barca where he curled the ball into the bottom right hand for a rather emphatic victory.

Still, his stay with us was marred by laziness and perhaps, being played in positions and at situations he wasn’t used to. Still, we shouldn’t forget that there are times he still tried real hard and also, that his finishing is quite something else.

There’ll be Arshavin fans all over who will debate about his usefulness and value to the club. But the fact remains that he never did reach his potential with us. We are however, glad to have had him for these few years and I don’t think I’ll forget the rush of adrenaline I felt when we signed him 3 years ago. Thank you Andrey!

Moving on, the team faces Spuds in 2 hours time and I think I gotta go with the mainstream public with this: Things don’t look good. Particularly for Wenger’s Arsenal as we aren’t exactly the rat which goes wild when it’s cornered; we are more the crying girl becomes more depressed when cornerd.

STILL, I am never one to believe that Arsenal will settle for a loss and a draw, and the day I believe in that will be a very sad day indeed. With Koscielny likely to be back, we will line up with a back four of Gibbs, Vermaelen, Koscielny and Sagna. Up front, I am hoping to see the Ox-RVP- Gerv front 3 that never went into full gear against Sunderland.

It would seem as though we are more of a match for them Spuds, but there’s only one way to find out isn’t it?

C’MON YOU GOONERS!!!

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Putting things in Perspective. Thank you Thierry.

It was an embarrassing way to end an already lousy week. Following the 4-0 drubbing at Milan where the team grossly underperformed, we continued with yet another shambolic performance at the stadium of light. To say that Sunderland did not deserve the win would be to give them a massive disservice; it was more an issue of us not fighting for it.

The start to the game did give all gooners some sense of optimism. In recent weeks, Wenger had realized that Arshavin was just not good enough anymore and had dropped him in place of the effervescent Oxlade-Chamberlain. Following Gervinho’s return from the ACN, Le Boss was again unusually efficient replacing him with Walcott (who had been underperfoming since forever). And thus, an exciting front 3 of Gervinho-RVP-Ox took to the field.

The optimism carried on into the first few minutes on the pitch, where the team was dynamic and constantly probing for a goal. It was going fine until Coquelin was felled by the potato pitch; the momentum went out of the window as the team reshuffled to fit in Squillaci. Of course, it is easy to say that the pitch caused the loss, but it was really more of a factor than the reason. Calculating Mertesacker’s injury there last week, we have had 4 players lost over the space of 2 weeks just because of the state of the pitch. Is it too much to ask that a Premier League side produce a decent enough pitch for football? I don’t think so.

We cruised on possession without incision all match long, just like in Milan and the percentage of duels we won overall did not matter as we were not clever with how we used the ball. It was ultimately unfortunate for Chamberlain, one of the  players who had put in a real shift, to concede that own goal and to give him stick for it (as many papers will) is just being overly critical and pedantic, considering that he (a right winger) was the man defending that shot.

Sadly, few of the players could be said to have been as contributing as the Ox. Gervinho was content to run the ball to the sides and pass it back, Robin lost possession way too many times, Ramsey did little to prove that his creativity wasn’t lacking and the centre back pairing of DjouLlaci was definitely going to be exploited by any attacker of any team.

Asking for a overhaul would certainly be an alarmistic reaction, but we do need to sort some things out. Players, like normal humans, don’t seek to be disliked. If there is a match, they want to go out and play of course, and not shirk out and laze around the pitch. But there is a difference between playing with your heart and giving everything for the club VERSUS just doing what you have to do and putting in minimal efforts week in, week out just so that others cannot accuse you of slacking off. A very obvious example would be Walcott and Chamberlain, and I don’t have to categorize who is which.

These players we have had our fair share of. Denilson, Clichy, Eboue, Traore and Vela were examples. Getting rid of them was the right move but there are still shirkers in the current squad. Walcott (I’m not Walcott bashing, but he is fast losing his importance for us already), Djourou and perhaps Arshavin. There has to be competition to keep people on their toes, to make them want to give all out for the team.

As it stands, we are now already out of the League and FA Cup whilst the 2nd leg of the Champions League is increasingly looking like a formality for Milan and their large nosed-nosy striker. The Premier League is realistically out of reach after 8 losses already this season and we are at best challenging for 3rd. I guess gunnerblog was right on twitter last night,

“Since our disastrous summer our only significant and realistic aim has been a top four finish. That doesn’t change.”

Perhaps we should all accept that (since the otherwise is impossible) and move on to the next premier league game whilst keeping our spirits and hopes up for the 2nd leg with Milan.

It was frustrating, extremely frustrating indeed to see the team put up such performance again and again. This season, playing well is more the exception rather than the norm and it says a lot as to what we currently are. However, Thierry has this parting shot for all of us.

“If you are an Arsenal fan then you are an Arsenal fan, that’s the way it is. Once a Gunner you are always a Gunner, you can’t change.

I am sure the fans will understand that they have to stay with the team. We all need to be together because it’s the same when the team is winning and also when you lose.”

And aren’t we just more in love with Mr. Arsenal himself?

Finally, today’s post ends with a tribute to Henry and what he achieved in his 6 weeks loan here.

162 minutes played. 7 games. 3 shots on target. 3 goals. 2 match winners and infinitely more memories for all gooners. I represent all gooners as we bid Arsene’s favorite son and Arsenal’s best servant a fond farewell.

Thank you Thierry, we know you’ll be around.

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Late AND Great

In the end, it was late, and it was great (Just like what my FIFA12 commentators always say). King Henry rose to the occasion and probed home the winning goal (again!) in yesterday’s 2-1 win over Sunderland on their crappy potato pitch.

The stats so far, 5 appearances (all as substitutes), 3 goals, 2 match winners and a 100% shots-on-target to goals ratio (3). In 6 weeks at Arsenal, he has done more for us than Chamakh has for the whole season.

As far as everyone knows, Thierry’s due back after this week, with an extension looking very unlikely. Much as I wish that he can remain as long as he possibly can, we need to be fair to New York Red Bulls too as they have been very pleasant about the whole loan deal. If there’s anything we can say about Wenger, it’s that his behaviour in the transfer market has always been exemplary, here’s what he tells us about Henry.

“He is captain of the Red Bulls, so just to appear on the first day of the season would be unfair to them.

We accepted at the start that we would release him on February 16 so we respect our word. He thinks as well that it would be too late [to remain for two more weeks]”

That’s good enough for me and I accept (very reluctantly) that our King has to leave.

Yesterday’s game was always going to be very difficult against a resurgent Sunderland side who had won 8 out of their last 12 games since Martin O’Neill took over. Sessegnon threatened often and McClean was hitting some semblance of form prior to the match. Plus, there was always the threat of a Larsson free kick and a Gardner long shot. These threats were all present on the potato pitch yesterday and for a long time, we struggled to get things under control, ending the first half on an extremely low note as compared to last week’s game.

The second half was just like the first until the 70th minute when James McClean “capitalized on a loose ball from Mertesacker to score”. By that, it means that McClean saw Mertesacker collapse on the ground in agonizing pain, ran like 20 steps to the loose ball beside a defenseless Per and smashed it into the net before smiling and celebrating his goal like the dirty player that he is. While it is understandable that you play to the whistle, his celebration and happiness at scoring that goal was definitely classless, and I am glad Sunderland got nothing out of the game.

Le Boss responded by taking off Per for Ramsey, pushing Song back to centre defence and we got our equalizer 5 minutes later through Ramsey. We then pressed on through the game and finally got what we deserve in the last minute, courtesy of a King Henry goal.

Per’s injury puts him out for the midweek game against Milan, which means my preferred centre back pairing of Vermaelen and Koscielny starts! Meanwhile, yesterday reminded us of how bad Walcott was, and a Gervinho-Van Persie-Oxlade Chamberlain front 3 is definitely a thought for when the tiresome ACN ends.

With all our closest competitors losing yesterday, it was another excellent weekend for gooners. And I end today with a quote from Arsene about King Henry.

“He finished the story of the legend today in Premier League…”

He did, didn’t he?

C’MON YOU GOONERS!!!

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7 For The Road!

What an excellent game to kick start our next round of 14 unbeaten games (heh). Everything typical about Arsenal was present; Intricate footwork, cavalier football, brilliant through passes and of course, the ultimate Arsenal trait – conceding upon the first shot on target. Despite that, it was simply an excellent, excellent game.

The positives were plenty. Oxlade-Chamberlain put in a real shift and had 2 goals to his name, the first one of which I am 1000% sure Walcott would have blasted straight at Robinson upon the first touch. His direct running and pace were a constant threat to the Blackburn defence and it seems that Arsene’s patience with Arshavin has finally run out after the Ox’s 4th start of the season. Highlights and the goal here.

An unstable first half was made better by the presence of one Alex Song, who put in 3 Cesc-ish through passes to unlock the Blackburn defence. With a little bit more consistency, Song would easily be the best holding midfielder in Europe.

Also, it was nice to see King Henry scoring his first league goal since 2007 in what should be his last home game for the loan. It was obvious the others were busy teeing up for him to score and Robin showed real class not to pick out a 4th goal but to assist Henry for the team’s 7th. One for the fans, I suppose.

Robin’s goals were all tap ins and lesser fans would be quick to say that he didn’t have to do any real work. But a quick look at the replay would tell you that RVP positioned his feet well for all 3 goals and hit them at appropriate angles. Also, he was constantly looking for open spaces and the 3 goals were thoroughly deserved. 22 goals in the premier league,  beating second place (Aguero and Ba) by 7 goals and on course to garnering the golden boot, easily.

A rather negative side (if any) to the performance was the centre pairing of MerteScielny. While they have done relatively well (I suppose), it seems that they are prone to being caught out by players attempting fast one-twos/turns near the penalty area. A very legitimate penalty was denied to Bolton last week and Blackburn’s goal against us was a result of Koscielny dealing badly to a quick turn by Modeste. It is without a doubt that once we have a left back return, Koscielny would be back on the bench with us starting a VermeSacker pairing, but I would really love to see Vermaelen pairing with the fast improving Koscielny (who apparently, has the highest tackle success rate in the league).

With that performance put away, we are really back on track and extremely capable of putting a few wins together. The FA Cup is within reach and a good run in the Champions League is definitely within our abilities. Still, it is important that we do not get carried away over just one win against a team facing relegation. Even with the 7 goals, it is only 3 points and we must do well to ensure that we consistently get 3 points over the next few games.

6 days later, we travel to the stadium of light to face a resurgent Sunderland who has collected 22 out of a possible 30 points since Martin O’neill took over. I wouldn’t begrudge a victory and neither would Arsene!

C’MON YOU GOONERS!!!

P.S. Today sees Chelsea taking on ManUre at the bridge. While accepting our title shot is over, I do still think 4th place for us is a right. And for that to happen, I GUESS we gooners might have to root for a ManUre win today. YUCKS.

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ManUre, Villa and Bolton.

The transfer window slams shut today and barring extreme circumstances, our only signings would be Thierry Henry and Borussia Dortmund youngster Thomas Eisfeld, a playmaker, who is termed (by me) as the next Mario Gotze. There’s also the very iffy rumor of Adrian Mariappa, a centre back from Watford. Whatever it is, I would certainly appreciate the first teamers being injured lesser. The last game, we welcomed back Henry, Arteta and Sagna and that is a good start, I guess.

Following the loss at the Emirates to a very mediocre ManUre side (where we were undone by Djourou and Arshavin), it was important that we went back to winning ways the next game; the FA Cup 4th round tie vs Aston Villa and win we did. But what a game it was!

Conceding to Villa twice in the first half was enough for anyone to just switch off the television and go to sleep, but an astonishing 7 minute spell in the 2nd half brought us 3 goals, of which 2 were penalties.

It was nice to see decisions go our way after being denied of at least 3 penalties in the last 4 games. The situation for us had gotten so bad that I had honestly not expected a penalty from the fouls. Which really brings us to the question, how difficult is it to see and identify a blatant handball?! Fucking Mike Dean, Riley, Martin Atkinson. Kudos to Michael Jones for being a competent referee.

With the 3-2 result ensuring us a victory and showing off our resilience, I’m relatively confident for tomorrow’s game against Bolton. The 2nd leg of the season is set to be in full swing and we do need to pick ourselves up, grab a series of wins and knock the spuds into a Europa league spot.

The bright spot in the last 2 games was the emergence of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain; After defying basic logic and common sense by not playing him, Arsene finally saw it fit and started him twice. He was a revelation against ManUre and we collapsed after he was substituted. The Villa game saw him make a lesser contribution because of his raw-ness, but one could really see his potential in these 2 games and with proper training, we might have a Ronaldo-esque player on our hands! (not the fat one)

Tomorrow should see Sagna, Arteta and hopefully, Henry starting the game. I’m expecting the Ox to be rested too so there’ll most likely be a line up of,

Szczesny, Sagna (hooray for proper full backs!), MerteScieny (blossoming partnership), Vermaelen, Ramsey, Arteta, Song, Walcott, RVP and Henry.

Let’s use the momentum of the Villa game and push on for 3 points in 4 games..!..?

C’MON YOU GOONERS!!!

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Restoring (a little) Balance

Today sees the return leg of the Arsenal-ManUre game, the immediate meeting between these 2 teams following what happened at Old Trafford a few months ago. Since then, things have taken a turn for the better although we have lost 2 straight league matches already. We should not overlook the positives though and a look at that squad that day vs what might be put out today should sufficiently assure gooners that today’s result wouldn’t really be a foregone conclusion.

August 28, Before our end of transfer window signings, the squad was:
Szczesny, Jenkinson, Djourou, Koscielny, Traore, Coquelin, Ramsey, Rosicky, Walcott, Arshavin, Rvp.

And this was because of various injuries and suspensions.

With the exceptions of Szczsny, Coquelin and Robin, the whole team was particularly woeful, with Djourou being the worst of the lot. Since that game, we’ve had four (excluding Henry) more new signings (although only Mertesacker looks to be the only new guy starting today) and a lot more injuries, but I daresay today’s squad would be more competent than what we had.

My predicted line-up for tonight:
Szczesny, Djourou, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Song, Ramsey, Rosicky (?), Walcott, Arshavin and RVP.

With the exception of Rosicky, I think the team is fairly set and it is sad that Wenger’s persistence at playing Arshavin is hurting the team more than it helps Andrey. Oxlade-Chamberlain would do a much better job at playing on the flank and working whoever is blocking him (be it Rafael or Evra), but it is something I have no control over.

The loss of Arteta could factor out to be a very huge loss and the way we have missed him in the past 2 or 3 weeks have been telling. While his assists and goal records hasn’t exactly been stellar, the statistics speak otherwise, telling the story of a midfield lynchpin that keeps possession and distributes the ball well. With his maturity, he has allowed Ramsey to (sorta) bloom due to his complementing style of sitting back if Ramsey’s at the front and pushing upwards if Ramsey is caught short. The current injury stricken squad has no replacement for such a player and our best option is Rosicky, whom we are hoping produces one of his rare good performances.

On the bench, there’s the Ox, Benayoun, Miquel and hopefully, an extremely doubtful Thierry Henry. The injuries have been piling up and it always blows to think of what could have been. It is however, not an excuse because ManUre has had their fair share of injury worries and they are still doing well.

With all that said and done, it is of course not impossible that we might emerge with all 3 points today, which I would emphasize is important to us, seeing that our closest rivals all dropped points last night. Our squad, even with injuries and even with the Mike Dean refereeing tonight is more than a match for them ManUres and victory is undoubtedly what Arsene will be looking at, because

“As ever,It just depends on how well we play on the day.”

Meanwhile, in the early kickoff today, another top of the table clash sees Citeh taking on the spuds. I wouldn’t begrudge a 10-0 Citeh victory but a 1-0 Citeh victory where De Jong breaks at least 5 pairs of lily white legs would do as well.

C’MON YOU GOONERS!!!

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Henry for Liberty!

What an interesting name for a stadium, Liberty Stadium. And what a great place to get our 3 points after the premier league break last week, where Thierry Henry scored in the FA CUP, in the 78th minute. I know everyone in the entire universe (yes, the universe) has already seen the goal, but here’s it again in its entire glory.

I apologize for the language, but there you go! Breaking the offside trap (he wasn’t offside, I play-paused the goal a billion times!), taking a sublime first touch, and in typical Henry-fic fashion, finishing with finesse into the bottom right of the goal. The gulf between our 34 year old King and the man he substituted, Chamakh, is just too wide. And what it shows is that while King Henry may have lost his ‘burst of pace’, that reading of the game and that immaculate finishing is still very much intact.

We saw the Henry of old, hands signalling for a quick through pass, constantly looking to be in a dangerous position. But this time, he added a new dimension to his play; opening up play by encouraging passes to other players. His fitness was found a bit wanting as the game progressed but I choose not to focus on that.

Forward to the game later on against Swansea City and with regards to the (wet) dream of every gooner about a Henry-van Persie partnership, Arsene has this to say:

“They can [play together] as long as the team is balanced… He [Henry] can as well [play out wide] because he still has the reflexes of a winger”

Well isn’t that a dream? As for Henry’s fitness, we have had reassurances from Wenger, Mertesacker and Koscielny that he is working towards peak conditions and is ‘highly motivated’. I certainly wouldn’t mind a front three of Henry-van Persie-Oxlade Chamberlain today even though I know Walcott would be starting in place of the Ox and Arshavin has a higher chance to begin than Thierry.

Today’s squad would likely see Miquel continuing at left back while Djourou plugs the right back position. Sagna is close to full fitness soon and but I don’t think he’ll be risked today, as is Vermaelen. Frankly, those that are half fit shouldn’t be playing because we entertain ManUre at the Emirates next week and I would (in typical Keegan fashion), absolutely LOVE IT if we beat them. Just because. 8-2.

Good news was present yesterday as we saw Wolves holding the spuds to a 1-1 draw, shout out for Frimpong who did excellently! And that’s that for today as we gear up for the game in 7 hours time!

Meanwhile, today’s post will be ended on a more frightening thought as usual as we quote Arsene again

“He is at the Africa Cup of Nations, nothing will happen there,” “Will he come back? Yes.”

That is his answer on Chamakh. Cue bawling emoticon.

And that’s that!

C’MON YOU GOONERS!!!

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